I had a lot of time to think during my last open water swim. The lake was like bath water and my mind wandered to the Ironman swim, eventually devising three ways I could make those 2.4 miles a whole lot easier. So it is my pleasure to treat you to three ways I could breeze through the swim, presented by…my legendarily bad stick drawings!
METHOD 1: FISH FEET
METHOD 2: FRESHWATER DOLPHIN
METHOD 3: GET HELP FROM JESUS
Only one race, and so many ways to cheat. I’ll probably just go outside the box and swim it normal. Unless my next swim inspires me to come up with more bad drawings. Is it sad these actually took me a little bit do?